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Kaiser's weakness
Fandom: Blue lock
Created: 6/10/2026
Tags
RomanceFluffSlice of LifeCurtainfic / Domestic StoryCanon SettingCharacter StudyHumor
The Gravity of Small Things
The Bastard München lounge was usually a place of high tension and calculated arrogance. In the world of Blue Lock, where egos were weaponized and every breath was a competition, Michael Kaiser stood as the undisputed sun—radiant, cruel, and blindingly superior. He moved with a predatory grace that demanded the world move out of his way.
But when Mimi was in the room, the sun didn't just shine; it orbited.
Mimi was a tiny woman, a delicate contrast to the towering athletes who occupied the facility. She possessed a quiet, ethereal prettiness that seemed to soothe the jagged edges of the environment. And at this moment, she was currently being used as a human armrest, a pillow, and a stress ball all at once.
Kaiser was sprawled across the sofa, his long legs taking up most of the cushions, but his upper body was draped entirely over Mimi. One of his massive hands—scarred from years of training and marked by his signature blue rose tattoo—was buried deep in her hair, his fingers idly twirling a lock of it. His other hand was splayed across her waist, his palm nearly covering the entire span of her side.
"Michael," Mimi murmured, trying to reach for her tea on the coffee table. "I can't move."
Kaiser didn't even open his eyes. He simply tightened his grip on her waist, pulling her back against his chest with a low, possessive hum. "The tea is hot. You'll burn yourself. Stay here."
"I can't burn myself if I can't even reach the cup," she pointed out with a soft laugh.
"Exactly," Kaiser muttered, burying his face in the crook of her neck. "Safety first."
Across the room, Ness sat with a forced smile, his eyes twitching as he watched his "Emperor" essentially turn into a giant, clingy golden retriever. Further away, Isagi Yoichi, Kurona, and Raichi were watching the display with varying expressions of disbelief and secondhand embarrassment.
"Is he... ever not touching her?" Raichi asked, his voice a loud whisper that echoed too much in the quiet room. "It’s like he thinks she’s going to evaporate if he lets go for five seconds."
Isagi sighed, leaning back in his chair. "It’s been an hour. He’s been like that since training ended. I don't think he’s even looked at a football since she walked in."
"It is quite remarkable," Kurona added, his head tilting back and forth. "The physical contact. Constant. Constant."
Kaiser, usually so sharp and attuned to any slight against his dignity, seemed completely oblivious. He was busy tracing the line of Mimi’s jaw with his thumb, his gaze fixed on her with an intensity that would have been intimidating if it weren't so transparently devoted.
"You're staring again," Mimi whispered, her cheeks flushing a soft pink.
"I'm admiring my property," Kaiser corrected, his voice loud enough for the others to hear. He leaned in, nipping playfully at her earlobe. "You look particularly small today. Did you shrink?"
"No, Michael. You're just huge," she huffed, though she leaned her head back against his shoulder, her hand coming up to rest on his forearm.
The contrast was jarring. Kaiser’s hand was nearly the size of her entire torso. His fingers were long and powerful, the hands of a world-class striker who took what he wanted from the world. Yet, the way he touched her was strangely careful, as if he were holding something made of spun glass.
The silence in the room was eventually broken by the sound of Ness clearing his throat. "Kaiser? The coach wanted to review the footage from the last scrimmage. It starts in five minutes."
Kaiser didn't move. He didn't even acknowledge Ness’s existence. He just shifted his weight, pulling Mimi’s legs over his lap so she was completely entombed in his personal space.
"Tell him I'm busy," Kaiser said.
"Busy doing what?" Raichi barked, unable to contain himself. "You're just sitting there acting like a leech!"
Kaiser finally looked up, his blue eyes icy and sharp. The transition from doting boyfriend to the "Emperor" was instantaneous. "And what business is it of yours, peasant? If I choose to spend my time with something worth looking at, rather than your shouting face, that is my prerogative."
"You're literally holding her hostage!" Raichi pointed a finger at them. "Look at your hands! You've got her pinned down like she's a ball you're protecting from a defender! It’s weird, man!"
Kaiser blinked. He looked down at his hands.
One hand was hooked firmly under Mimi’s thigh, keeping her anchored to his lap. The other was splayed across her back, his fingers hooked into the fabric of her shirt as if anchoring her to his soul. He realized, with a sudden jolt of awareness, that he was practically coiled around her.
"I am not pinning her down," Kaiser said, though his voice lacked its usual bite.
"Michael," Mimi said softly, looking up at him with wide, innocent eyes. "Actually, my leg is falling asleep."
Kaiser immediately loosened his grip, his fingers flinching away for a split second before he instinctively reached back to rub her calf. "Why didn't you say something? I wouldn't have—"
"Because you looked comfortable," she said, a small, teasing smile playing on her lips. "And you usually get grumpy if I move when you're 'recharging'."
The lounge went silent. Isagi looked away, rubbing the back of his neck. Ness looked like he wanted to cry. Raichi just looked disgusted.
"Recharging?" Isagi muttered. "Is that what we're calling it now?"
Kaiser felt a strange heat rising to his neck. He was Michael Kaiser. He was the center of the universe. He didn't *cling*. He commanded. He dominated. He was the one who was sought after, not the one who couldn't function without physical contact.
And yet, as he looked at Mimi—so small and pretty, sitting there in the middle of his chaotic world—he realized that for the last three hours, he hadn't thought about his salary, his rank, or his rivalry with Isagi. He had spent the entire time subconsciously ensuring that every possible inch of his skin was in contact with hers.
"You do realize," Ness said tentatively, "that during the team dinner last night, you ate your entire meal with one hand because you wouldn't let go of her hand under the table?"
Kaiser frowned. "Her hand was cold."
"And at the airport?" Kurona chimed in. "You carried her. She has legs. She was walking. But you picked her up anyway."
"The floor was crowded," Kaiser snapped. "She could have been stepped on."
"She’s a grown woman, not a chihuahua!" Raichi yelled.
Mimi giggled, the sound light and musical. She turned in Kaiser’s arms, framing his face with her small hands. "It’s okay, Michael. I don't mind. But they’re right—you are a bit of a clinger."
Kaiser looked at her, his ego warring with the undeniable truth of her words. He looked at his hands again. They were restless now that they weren't fully occupied with her. He felt an itch in his palms, a physical need to pull her back into the hollow of his chest.
He was Michael Kaiser, and he was absolutely, hopelessly down bad.
"I am not a clinger," he insisted, though he was already leaning his forehead against hers. "I am simply... attentive. I have high standards for the maintenance of my surroundings."
"You're literally nuzzling her while you say that," Isagi pointed out flatly.
Kaiser stiffened. He hadn't even realized he was doing it. His nose was brushed against hers, his breath hitching as he inhaled the scent of her shampoo. He looked like a man possessed, a predator who had found the only thing in the world he didn't want to break.
"Get out," Kaiser said, his voice dropping to a dangerous low.
"What?" Raichi blinked.
"All of you. Out," Kaiser commanded, his eyes flashing. "If you have enough time to analyze my relationship, you have enough time to do another hundred laps. Leave."
Ness was the first to scramble up, ever the loyal servant. Isagi and Kurona followed, sensing that the Emperor’s embarrassment was reaching a boiling point. Raichi lingered for a second, looking like he wanted to say more, but a sharp glare from Kaiser sent him stomping toward the door.
Once the lounge was empty, the silence felt heavy and intimate. Kaiser didn't move for a long time. He just sat there, his large hands resting on Mimi's shoulders, his thumbs tracing her collarbones.
"Am I?" he asked quietly. "Am I that obvious?"
Mimi smiled, reaching up to stroke the blue rose on his neck. "Michael, you’re about as subtle as a goal celebration. You treat me like I’m a part of you that might fall off if you aren't careful."
Kaiser let out a long, frustrated sigh, burying his face in her shoulder. "It’s annoying. I’m supposed to be the one who is untouchable. But when you’re here... I feel like I’m the one who can’t let go."
"Is that so bad?" she asked, her voice a soothing balm to his pride.
Kaiser tightened his arms around her, lifting her up so she was sitting fully on his lap, her legs wrapped around his waist. He buried his face in her hair, breathing her in. His hands, those massive, talented hands, moved to the small of her back, pressing her as close as physically possible.
"It’s inefficient," he muttered into her skin. "It makes me look weak."
"No," Mimi whispered, kissing his temple. "It makes you look human. Even the Emperor needs a place to rest, right?"
Kaiser didn't answer. Instead, he simply shifted his grip, his fingers curling into her sweater. He knew that tomorrow, he would have to go back to being the arrogant, untouchable ace of Bastard München. He would have to deal with the snide comments from Raichi and the knowing looks from Isagi.
But for now, in the quiet of the lounge, he didn't care about his image. He didn't care about the world. He just cared about the fact that his hands were full, and for the first time in his life, he felt like he had everything he needed right where it belonged.
"Don't go anywhere," he murmured, his voice thick with a vulnerability he only ever showed her.
"I'm right here," she promised.
"Good," Kaiser said, his eyes finally closing as he settled back into the sofa, his body molding around hers like a shield. "Stay. I haven't finished recharging yet."
Mimi smiled, resting her head on his chest, listening to the steady, powerful beat of his heart. She knew that to the rest of the world, Michael Kaiser was a storm. But to her, he was just a man who didn't know how to handle how much he loved her—a man whose hands were far too big for her small frame, but whose heart was exactly the right size.
And if he wanted to hold her until the sun went down, she was more than happy to let him. After all, even an Emperor deserved to be a little clingy every now and then.
But when Mimi was in the room, the sun didn't just shine; it orbited.
Mimi was a tiny woman, a delicate contrast to the towering athletes who occupied the facility. She possessed a quiet, ethereal prettiness that seemed to soothe the jagged edges of the environment. And at this moment, she was currently being used as a human armrest, a pillow, and a stress ball all at once.
Kaiser was sprawled across the sofa, his long legs taking up most of the cushions, but his upper body was draped entirely over Mimi. One of his massive hands—scarred from years of training and marked by his signature blue rose tattoo—was buried deep in her hair, his fingers idly twirling a lock of it. His other hand was splayed across her waist, his palm nearly covering the entire span of her side.
"Michael," Mimi murmured, trying to reach for her tea on the coffee table. "I can't move."
Kaiser didn't even open his eyes. He simply tightened his grip on her waist, pulling her back against his chest with a low, possessive hum. "The tea is hot. You'll burn yourself. Stay here."
"I can't burn myself if I can't even reach the cup," she pointed out with a soft laugh.
"Exactly," Kaiser muttered, burying his face in the crook of her neck. "Safety first."
Across the room, Ness sat with a forced smile, his eyes twitching as he watched his "Emperor" essentially turn into a giant, clingy golden retriever. Further away, Isagi Yoichi, Kurona, and Raichi were watching the display with varying expressions of disbelief and secondhand embarrassment.
"Is he... ever not touching her?" Raichi asked, his voice a loud whisper that echoed too much in the quiet room. "It’s like he thinks she’s going to evaporate if he lets go for five seconds."
Isagi sighed, leaning back in his chair. "It’s been an hour. He’s been like that since training ended. I don't think he’s even looked at a football since she walked in."
"It is quite remarkable," Kurona added, his head tilting back and forth. "The physical contact. Constant. Constant."
Kaiser, usually so sharp and attuned to any slight against his dignity, seemed completely oblivious. He was busy tracing the line of Mimi’s jaw with his thumb, his gaze fixed on her with an intensity that would have been intimidating if it weren't so transparently devoted.
"You're staring again," Mimi whispered, her cheeks flushing a soft pink.
"I'm admiring my property," Kaiser corrected, his voice loud enough for the others to hear. He leaned in, nipping playfully at her earlobe. "You look particularly small today. Did you shrink?"
"No, Michael. You're just huge," she huffed, though she leaned her head back against his shoulder, her hand coming up to rest on his forearm.
The contrast was jarring. Kaiser’s hand was nearly the size of her entire torso. His fingers were long and powerful, the hands of a world-class striker who took what he wanted from the world. Yet, the way he touched her was strangely careful, as if he were holding something made of spun glass.
The silence in the room was eventually broken by the sound of Ness clearing his throat. "Kaiser? The coach wanted to review the footage from the last scrimmage. It starts in five minutes."
Kaiser didn't move. He didn't even acknowledge Ness’s existence. He just shifted his weight, pulling Mimi’s legs over his lap so she was completely entombed in his personal space.
"Tell him I'm busy," Kaiser said.
"Busy doing what?" Raichi barked, unable to contain himself. "You're just sitting there acting like a leech!"
Kaiser finally looked up, his blue eyes icy and sharp. The transition from doting boyfriend to the "Emperor" was instantaneous. "And what business is it of yours, peasant? If I choose to spend my time with something worth looking at, rather than your shouting face, that is my prerogative."
"You're literally holding her hostage!" Raichi pointed a finger at them. "Look at your hands! You've got her pinned down like she's a ball you're protecting from a defender! It’s weird, man!"
Kaiser blinked. He looked down at his hands.
One hand was hooked firmly under Mimi’s thigh, keeping her anchored to his lap. The other was splayed across her back, his fingers hooked into the fabric of her shirt as if anchoring her to his soul. He realized, with a sudden jolt of awareness, that he was practically coiled around her.
"I am not pinning her down," Kaiser said, though his voice lacked its usual bite.
"Michael," Mimi said softly, looking up at him with wide, innocent eyes. "Actually, my leg is falling asleep."
Kaiser immediately loosened his grip, his fingers flinching away for a split second before he instinctively reached back to rub her calf. "Why didn't you say something? I wouldn't have—"
"Because you looked comfortable," she said, a small, teasing smile playing on her lips. "And you usually get grumpy if I move when you're 'recharging'."
The lounge went silent. Isagi looked away, rubbing the back of his neck. Ness looked like he wanted to cry. Raichi just looked disgusted.
"Recharging?" Isagi muttered. "Is that what we're calling it now?"
Kaiser felt a strange heat rising to his neck. He was Michael Kaiser. He was the center of the universe. He didn't *cling*. He commanded. He dominated. He was the one who was sought after, not the one who couldn't function without physical contact.
And yet, as he looked at Mimi—so small and pretty, sitting there in the middle of his chaotic world—he realized that for the last three hours, he hadn't thought about his salary, his rank, or his rivalry with Isagi. He had spent the entire time subconsciously ensuring that every possible inch of his skin was in contact with hers.
"You do realize," Ness said tentatively, "that during the team dinner last night, you ate your entire meal with one hand because you wouldn't let go of her hand under the table?"
Kaiser frowned. "Her hand was cold."
"And at the airport?" Kurona chimed in. "You carried her. She has legs. She was walking. But you picked her up anyway."
"The floor was crowded," Kaiser snapped. "She could have been stepped on."
"She’s a grown woman, not a chihuahua!" Raichi yelled.
Mimi giggled, the sound light and musical. She turned in Kaiser’s arms, framing his face with her small hands. "It’s okay, Michael. I don't mind. But they’re right—you are a bit of a clinger."
Kaiser looked at her, his ego warring with the undeniable truth of her words. He looked at his hands again. They were restless now that they weren't fully occupied with her. He felt an itch in his palms, a physical need to pull her back into the hollow of his chest.
He was Michael Kaiser, and he was absolutely, hopelessly down bad.
"I am not a clinger," he insisted, though he was already leaning his forehead against hers. "I am simply... attentive. I have high standards for the maintenance of my surroundings."
"You're literally nuzzling her while you say that," Isagi pointed out flatly.
Kaiser stiffened. He hadn't even realized he was doing it. His nose was brushed against hers, his breath hitching as he inhaled the scent of her shampoo. He looked like a man possessed, a predator who had found the only thing in the world he didn't want to break.
"Get out," Kaiser said, his voice dropping to a dangerous low.
"What?" Raichi blinked.
"All of you. Out," Kaiser commanded, his eyes flashing. "If you have enough time to analyze my relationship, you have enough time to do another hundred laps. Leave."
Ness was the first to scramble up, ever the loyal servant. Isagi and Kurona followed, sensing that the Emperor’s embarrassment was reaching a boiling point. Raichi lingered for a second, looking like he wanted to say more, but a sharp glare from Kaiser sent him stomping toward the door.
Once the lounge was empty, the silence felt heavy and intimate. Kaiser didn't move for a long time. He just sat there, his large hands resting on Mimi's shoulders, his thumbs tracing her collarbones.
"Am I?" he asked quietly. "Am I that obvious?"
Mimi smiled, reaching up to stroke the blue rose on his neck. "Michael, you’re about as subtle as a goal celebration. You treat me like I’m a part of you that might fall off if you aren't careful."
Kaiser let out a long, frustrated sigh, burying his face in her shoulder. "It’s annoying. I’m supposed to be the one who is untouchable. But when you’re here... I feel like I’m the one who can’t let go."
"Is that so bad?" she asked, her voice a soothing balm to his pride.
Kaiser tightened his arms around her, lifting her up so she was sitting fully on his lap, her legs wrapped around his waist. He buried his face in her hair, breathing her in. His hands, those massive, talented hands, moved to the small of her back, pressing her as close as physically possible.
"It’s inefficient," he muttered into her skin. "It makes me look weak."
"No," Mimi whispered, kissing his temple. "It makes you look human. Even the Emperor needs a place to rest, right?"
Kaiser didn't answer. Instead, he simply shifted his grip, his fingers curling into her sweater. He knew that tomorrow, he would have to go back to being the arrogant, untouchable ace of Bastard München. He would have to deal with the snide comments from Raichi and the knowing looks from Isagi.
But for now, in the quiet of the lounge, he didn't care about his image. He didn't care about the world. He just cared about the fact that his hands were full, and for the first time in his life, he felt like he had everything he needed right where it belonged.
"Don't go anywhere," he murmured, his voice thick with a vulnerability he only ever showed her.
"I'm right here," she promised.
"Good," Kaiser said, his eyes finally closing as he settled back into the sofa, his body molding around hers like a shield. "Stay. I haven't finished recharging yet."
Mimi smiled, resting her head on his chest, listening to the steady, powerful beat of his heart. She knew that to the rest of the world, Michael Kaiser was a storm. But to her, he was just a man who didn't know how to handle how much he loved her—a man whose hands were far too big for her small frame, but whose heart was exactly the right size.
And if he wanted to hold her until the sun went down, she was more than happy to let him. After all, even an Emperor deserved to be a little clingy every now and then.
