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The ship Gray x Oren
Fandom: Sprunki
Created: 6/21/2026
Tags
RomanceFantasyHumorSlice of LifeFluffCrossoverCurtainfic / Domestic StoryCrack / Parody Humor
A Veil of Stolen Tulle and Twenty Dollar Bets
The morning of the wedding was not supposed to feel like a heist, yet as Gray sat in a velvet-backed chair in the dressing room, he felt less like a groom and more like a high-profile hostage. Outside the heavy oak doors, he could hear the muffled sounds of chaos—the unmistakable screech of Riggy arguing with a caterer and the rhythmic, metallic clanking of Funbot trying to sweep the hallway.
Gray stared into the vanity mirror, his gray skin looking even paler than usual. He was a creature of habit, a man who preferred the shadows and the quiet hum of a low-fi beat. How he had ended up here, being poked and prodded by a retired princess and a chaotic rabbit-monkey hybrid, was a mystery that even Twilight Sparkle’s most advanced friendship journals couldn't solve.
"Stop squirming, Gray! If I prick you with this pin, it’s going to leave a mark, and Oren will think I bullied you," Daisy snapped, though there was a mischievous glint in her eyes. She was wearing a tracksuit that definitely didn't scream 'bridesmaid,' but she was handling a shimmering white garment with the precision of a drill sergeant.
"I’m not squirming, I’m vibrating with anxiety," Gray muttered, his voice low and cautious. "And remind me again why I’m the one wearing the lace? We’re both men, Daisy. There was a fifty-fifty chance here."
Daisy smirked, pulling a strand of white fabric taut. "Let’s just say a certain orange-hued charmer has a very persuasive way of negotiating. And I have a twenty-dollar bill in my pocket that says you look stunning in a veil."
Gray’s eyes narrowed. "You bribed him? You bribed my fiancé to make me the bride?"
"Think of it as an investment in the aesthetic," Riggy chimed in, suddenly appearing from under the vanity table with a mouthful of glittery ribbons. He spat them out and grinned toothily. "Besides, Oren’s way too tall for the dress. He’d look like a giant orange marshmallow. You? You’re petite. You’re aerodynamic. You’re the perfect victim—I mean, bride."
Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, her wings tucked neatly against her sides. She carried a bouquet of enchanted lilies that glowed with a soft, pulsating light. She looked at the scene—Daisy wrestling Gray into a bodice and Riggy trying to tie ribbons to his own ears—and sighed with the weariness of a thousand years.
"Daisy, Riggy, please. This is a solemn occasion," Twilight said, though she used her magic to levitate a stray pin away from Gray’s neck. "Gray, I know this isn't exactly how you pictured your big day, but Oren is waiting. He’s... well, he’s actually quite nervous too."
Gray felt a flicker of warmth in his chest, cutting through the annoyance. Oren. The man who had kissed him in a damp alleyway, the man who had opened his home after Gray’s world went up in flames, and the man who had somehow convinced an introvert to say 'yes' to a public spectacle. Oren was his anchor, even if that anchor was currently letting Daisy turn him into a lace-covered centerpiece.
"Is he?" Gray asked softly.
"He’s pacing so fast he’s almost keeping up with Simon," Twilight reassured him. "Garnold had to literally hold him down so Clukr could check his blood pressure. I think he’s worried you’ll change your mind."
Gray looked at the ring on his finger—the one Oren had slipped on with such sudden, breathtaking confidence. "I’m not changing my mind. I just wish I could change my outfit."
"Too late!" Daisy chirped, throwing a translucent veil over his head. "No refunds, no exchanges. Now, let’s get you down that aisle before Raddy loses his temper and starts eating the centerpieces."
***
The outdoor ceremony was a strange blend of high-class elegance and absolute absurdity. Vineria had grown a magnificent archway of weeping willows and flowering vines, their scent sweet and grounding. Under the arch stood Oren, looking devastatingly handsome in a charcoal suit that complemented his vibrant orange skin. He looked calm to the casual observer, but Gray could see the slight tremor in his hands.
To Oren’s left stood Garnold, acting as the best man, looking like a literal mountain in a tuxedo. Beside him, Clukr was adjusting his glasses and whispering something to Funbot, who was holding a basket of digital flower petals.
On the other side of the aisle, the guests were a motley crew. Tunner the sheriff was leaning against a tree, a cigarette unlit in his mouth out of respect for the "No Smoking" signs Jevin had plastered everywhere. Jevin himself stood nearby, his hood pulled low, looking like he was performing a silent exorcism on a nearby shrub.
Durple and Simon were in the back row. Durple’s massive purple wings were folded neatly, though he had to duck to avoid a low-hanging branch. Simon was vibrating in his seat, his super-speed causing a localized blur around his torso.
"He’s coming!" Simon hissed, loud enough for everyone to hear.
The music started—a custom track Oren had composed himself, blending lo-fi beats with a classical cello. It was the sound of their relationship: unexpected, rhythmic, and strangely harmonious.
Gray began his walk. He felt every eye on him. He saw Wenda in the front row, wiping a fake tear from her eye and mouthing, *I told you so,* with a smug grin. He saw Pinki, Oren’s ex, smiling genuinely with a look of pure kindness that made Gray feel a little less self-conscious.
But then he looked at Oren.
Oren’s eyes widened as Gray approached. The "bride" was scowling through the lace, his hands clenched around a bouquet, but to Oren, he was perfect. The extrovert’s cool, relaxed demeanor finally cracked, replaced by a look of such raw affection that Gray forgot to be annoyed about the twenty-dollar bet.
As Gray reached the altar, Oren reached out and took his hands. His palms were warm.
"You look... incredible," Oren whispered, his voice thick with emotion.
"I look like a cloud that got caught in a fence," Gray shot back, though his voice lacked any real bite. "Daisy told me about the twenty dollars, Oren. We’re discussing your financial decisions during the honeymoon."
Oren chuckled, a low, melodic sound. "Worth every penny, Gray. You’re the only person who can pull off a scowl and silk at the same time."
The ceremony was officiated by Vineria, whose voice carried like the wind through the trees. She spoke of growth, of roots that hold firm during the storm, and of the way two different souls can create a single melody.
"Do you, Oren, take Gray to be your partner in all things? To share your music, your home, and your heart?" Vineria asked.
Oren didn't hesitate. "I do."
"And do you, Gray, take Oren? To be the light in your shadows, the calm in your stress, and the one you share your silence with?"
Gray looked up at Oren. He thought of the fire that had taken his home, and the way Oren had simply moved his own things aside to make room in the bed. He thought of the way Oren knew exactly how he liked his coffee when he was too tired to speak.
"I do," Gray said, his voice steady for the first time all day.
"Then by the power of the woods and the stars," Vineria smiled, "you may seal this bond."
Oren didn't wait. He leaned in, lifting the veil just enough to capture Gray’s lips in a kiss that was much softer than that first, frantic one in the alleyway. This one tasted like promise.
The crowd erupted. Riggy let out a piercing whistle, while Funbot began shooting confetti out of a shoulder-mounted cannon.
"Yeah! Get some, Gray!" Daisy yelled, pumping a fist in the air.
Twilight Sparkle clapped politely, though she was busy using her magic to stop a stray spark from Funbot's cannon from landing on Brud, who was staring blankly at a butterfly.
As they walked back down the aisle as a married couple, Gray felt a sudden chill. He caught a glimpse of a figure in the far shadows of the trees—a dark silhouette that didn't move or cheer. Black. The silent one. Gray’s instincts flared, his wary nature screaming that something was off, but Oren squeezed his hand, pulling him back to the present.
"Don't look at the shadows today, Gray," Oren whispered, leaning close to his ear. "Look at me."
Gray exhaled, letting the tension go. "Fine. But I’m still taking ten dollars out of your wallet for the veil."
"Fair enough," Oren laughed.
The reception was held in a clearing where Sky had set up a "Teddy Bear Corner" for the younger guests, though Owaxkc had already claimed most of them, hiding behind a pile of plushies while Vineria fed him grapes to keep him calm.
Raddy was hovering near the buffet, looking like he wanted to punch the roast beef, but Garnold’s presence nearby kept the aggressive man in check. The two of them were a study in contrasts: one a ticking time bomb of muscle, the other a gentle giant of steel and engineering.
"To the happy couple!" Wenda shouted, standing on a table with a glass of sparkling cider. "To Gray, for finally realizing he’s a romantic, and to Oren, for being the only person stubborn enough to make it happen!"
"And to me for the dress!" Riggy added, dodging a bread roll thrown by Tunner.
As the sun began to set, casting long, golden shadows across the forest floor, Gray found himself standing at the edge of the dance floor with Oren. The music had slowed, a gentle hum that matched the beating of Gray’s heart.
"You okay?" Oren asked, pulling him into a slow sway. "Too much noise?"
Gray leaned his head against Oren’s chest, listening to the steady thrum of his heartbeat. "It’s a lot. But... it’s okay. As long as we don't have to do this again for at least fifty years."
Oren kissed the top of his head. "Deal. Next time, no lace. I promise."
"Liar," Gray mumbled, but he was smiling.
Across the clearing, the shadows deepened. Black remained motionless, watching the celebration with eyes that held no light. But for now, in the circle of Oren’s arms, Gray was safe. The fire was long gone, the ashes had been swept away, and in their place, something vibrant and orange had grown.
It wasn't the quiet life Gray had planned, but as he looked around at the chaotic, loyal, and strange friends he had gained, he realized it was the life he needed.
"Hey, Oren?"
"Yeah, Gray?"
"I love you. But if Daisy tries to take a 'bridal portrait' of me after this, I’m using Tunner’s gun."
Oren laughed, the sound echoing through the trees, bright and full of life. "I’ll make sure she stays back. Let’s just dance."
Gray stared into the vanity mirror, his gray skin looking even paler than usual. He was a creature of habit, a man who preferred the shadows and the quiet hum of a low-fi beat. How he had ended up here, being poked and prodded by a retired princess and a chaotic rabbit-monkey hybrid, was a mystery that even Twilight Sparkle’s most advanced friendship journals couldn't solve.
"Stop squirming, Gray! If I prick you with this pin, it’s going to leave a mark, and Oren will think I bullied you," Daisy snapped, though there was a mischievous glint in her eyes. She was wearing a tracksuit that definitely didn't scream 'bridesmaid,' but she was handling a shimmering white garment with the precision of a drill sergeant.
"I’m not squirming, I’m vibrating with anxiety," Gray muttered, his voice low and cautious. "And remind me again why I’m the one wearing the lace? We’re both men, Daisy. There was a fifty-fifty chance here."
Daisy smirked, pulling a strand of white fabric taut. "Let’s just say a certain orange-hued charmer has a very persuasive way of negotiating. And I have a twenty-dollar bill in my pocket that says you look stunning in a veil."
Gray’s eyes narrowed. "You bribed him? You bribed my fiancé to make me the bride?"
"Think of it as an investment in the aesthetic," Riggy chimed in, suddenly appearing from under the vanity table with a mouthful of glittery ribbons. He spat them out and grinned toothily. "Besides, Oren’s way too tall for the dress. He’d look like a giant orange marshmallow. You? You’re petite. You’re aerodynamic. You’re the perfect victim—I mean, bride."
Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, her wings tucked neatly against her sides. She carried a bouquet of enchanted lilies that glowed with a soft, pulsating light. She looked at the scene—Daisy wrestling Gray into a bodice and Riggy trying to tie ribbons to his own ears—and sighed with the weariness of a thousand years.
"Daisy, Riggy, please. This is a solemn occasion," Twilight said, though she used her magic to levitate a stray pin away from Gray’s neck. "Gray, I know this isn't exactly how you pictured your big day, but Oren is waiting. He’s... well, he’s actually quite nervous too."
Gray felt a flicker of warmth in his chest, cutting through the annoyance. Oren. The man who had kissed him in a damp alleyway, the man who had opened his home after Gray’s world went up in flames, and the man who had somehow convinced an introvert to say 'yes' to a public spectacle. Oren was his anchor, even if that anchor was currently letting Daisy turn him into a lace-covered centerpiece.
"Is he?" Gray asked softly.
"He’s pacing so fast he’s almost keeping up with Simon," Twilight reassured him. "Garnold had to literally hold him down so Clukr could check his blood pressure. I think he’s worried you’ll change your mind."
Gray looked at the ring on his finger—the one Oren had slipped on with such sudden, breathtaking confidence. "I’m not changing my mind. I just wish I could change my outfit."
"Too late!" Daisy chirped, throwing a translucent veil over his head. "No refunds, no exchanges. Now, let’s get you down that aisle before Raddy loses his temper and starts eating the centerpieces."
***
The outdoor ceremony was a strange blend of high-class elegance and absolute absurdity. Vineria had grown a magnificent archway of weeping willows and flowering vines, their scent sweet and grounding. Under the arch stood Oren, looking devastatingly handsome in a charcoal suit that complemented his vibrant orange skin. He looked calm to the casual observer, but Gray could see the slight tremor in his hands.
To Oren’s left stood Garnold, acting as the best man, looking like a literal mountain in a tuxedo. Beside him, Clukr was adjusting his glasses and whispering something to Funbot, who was holding a basket of digital flower petals.
On the other side of the aisle, the guests were a motley crew. Tunner the sheriff was leaning against a tree, a cigarette unlit in his mouth out of respect for the "No Smoking" signs Jevin had plastered everywhere. Jevin himself stood nearby, his hood pulled low, looking like he was performing a silent exorcism on a nearby shrub.
Durple and Simon were in the back row. Durple’s massive purple wings were folded neatly, though he had to duck to avoid a low-hanging branch. Simon was vibrating in his seat, his super-speed causing a localized blur around his torso.
"He’s coming!" Simon hissed, loud enough for everyone to hear.
The music started—a custom track Oren had composed himself, blending lo-fi beats with a classical cello. It was the sound of their relationship: unexpected, rhythmic, and strangely harmonious.
Gray began his walk. He felt every eye on him. He saw Wenda in the front row, wiping a fake tear from her eye and mouthing, *I told you so,* with a smug grin. He saw Pinki, Oren’s ex, smiling genuinely with a look of pure kindness that made Gray feel a little less self-conscious.
But then he looked at Oren.
Oren’s eyes widened as Gray approached. The "bride" was scowling through the lace, his hands clenched around a bouquet, but to Oren, he was perfect. The extrovert’s cool, relaxed demeanor finally cracked, replaced by a look of such raw affection that Gray forgot to be annoyed about the twenty-dollar bet.
As Gray reached the altar, Oren reached out and took his hands. His palms were warm.
"You look... incredible," Oren whispered, his voice thick with emotion.
"I look like a cloud that got caught in a fence," Gray shot back, though his voice lacked any real bite. "Daisy told me about the twenty dollars, Oren. We’re discussing your financial decisions during the honeymoon."
Oren chuckled, a low, melodic sound. "Worth every penny, Gray. You’re the only person who can pull off a scowl and silk at the same time."
The ceremony was officiated by Vineria, whose voice carried like the wind through the trees. She spoke of growth, of roots that hold firm during the storm, and of the way two different souls can create a single melody.
"Do you, Oren, take Gray to be your partner in all things? To share your music, your home, and your heart?" Vineria asked.
Oren didn't hesitate. "I do."
"And do you, Gray, take Oren? To be the light in your shadows, the calm in your stress, and the one you share your silence with?"
Gray looked up at Oren. He thought of the fire that had taken his home, and the way Oren had simply moved his own things aside to make room in the bed. He thought of the way Oren knew exactly how he liked his coffee when he was too tired to speak.
"I do," Gray said, his voice steady for the first time all day.
"Then by the power of the woods and the stars," Vineria smiled, "you may seal this bond."
Oren didn't wait. He leaned in, lifting the veil just enough to capture Gray’s lips in a kiss that was much softer than that first, frantic one in the alleyway. This one tasted like promise.
The crowd erupted. Riggy let out a piercing whistle, while Funbot began shooting confetti out of a shoulder-mounted cannon.
"Yeah! Get some, Gray!" Daisy yelled, pumping a fist in the air.
Twilight Sparkle clapped politely, though she was busy using her magic to stop a stray spark from Funbot's cannon from landing on Brud, who was staring blankly at a butterfly.
As they walked back down the aisle as a married couple, Gray felt a sudden chill. He caught a glimpse of a figure in the far shadows of the trees—a dark silhouette that didn't move or cheer. Black. The silent one. Gray’s instincts flared, his wary nature screaming that something was off, but Oren squeezed his hand, pulling him back to the present.
"Don't look at the shadows today, Gray," Oren whispered, leaning close to his ear. "Look at me."
Gray exhaled, letting the tension go. "Fine. But I’m still taking ten dollars out of your wallet for the veil."
"Fair enough," Oren laughed.
The reception was held in a clearing where Sky had set up a "Teddy Bear Corner" for the younger guests, though Owaxkc had already claimed most of them, hiding behind a pile of plushies while Vineria fed him grapes to keep him calm.
Raddy was hovering near the buffet, looking like he wanted to punch the roast beef, but Garnold’s presence nearby kept the aggressive man in check. The two of them were a study in contrasts: one a ticking time bomb of muscle, the other a gentle giant of steel and engineering.
"To the happy couple!" Wenda shouted, standing on a table with a glass of sparkling cider. "To Gray, for finally realizing he’s a romantic, and to Oren, for being the only person stubborn enough to make it happen!"
"And to me for the dress!" Riggy added, dodging a bread roll thrown by Tunner.
As the sun began to set, casting long, golden shadows across the forest floor, Gray found himself standing at the edge of the dance floor with Oren. The music had slowed, a gentle hum that matched the beating of Gray’s heart.
"You okay?" Oren asked, pulling him into a slow sway. "Too much noise?"
Gray leaned his head against Oren’s chest, listening to the steady thrum of his heartbeat. "It’s a lot. But... it’s okay. As long as we don't have to do this again for at least fifty years."
Oren kissed the top of his head. "Deal. Next time, no lace. I promise."
"Liar," Gray mumbled, but he was smiling.
Across the clearing, the shadows deepened. Black remained motionless, watching the celebration with eyes that held no light. But for now, in the circle of Oren’s arms, Gray was safe. The fire was long gone, the ashes had been swept away, and in their place, something vibrant and orange had grown.
It wasn't the quiet life Gray had planned, but as he looked around at the chaotic, loyal, and strange friends he had gained, he realized it was the life he needed.
"Hey, Oren?"
"Yeah, Gray?"
"I love you. But if Daisy tries to take a 'bridal portrait' of me after this, I’m using Tunner’s gun."
Oren laughed, the sound echoing through the trees, bright and full of life. "I’ll make sure she stays back. Let’s just dance."
