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The air in Nina and Maggie’s cottage was thick with the scent of pine needles, expensive gin, and the kind of forced merriment that always made Crowley’s skin itch. It was a "housewarming-slash-anniversary" party, the kind of event Aziraphale adored because it involved vintage sherry and polite conversation about rare editions, and the kind of event Crowley tolerated because it meant seeing Aziraphale happy.

Crowley leaned against the kitchen counter, his dark sunglasses still firmly in place despite being indoors. He didn’t care if it looked pretentious; they were his shield against the world. He watched his husband across the room, a soft smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. Aziraphale was gesturing animatedly with a glass of wine, his face lit up as he described some theological loophole to a nodding Maggie.

God, he loved that man. And God, he hated the man currently standing three feet away from him.

Gabriel.

Even in a casual setting, Gabriel looked like he was posing for a corporate wellness magazine. His sweater was too expensive, his teeth were too white, and his ego was large enough to have its own zip code. He and Crowley had been at each other's throats since their undergraduate years—Crowley the cynical astrophysics major with a penchant for anarchy, and Gabriel the business-law golden boy who thought he was the protagonist of the universe.

Crowley turned his back to the room, reaching for the bottle of cognac. He just needed one more drink to survive the next hour before he could convince Aziraphale to leave.

"You know, Crowley, I’m surprised you showed up," Gabriel’s voice cut through the air like a dull blade. "I figured you’d be off in a dark room somewhere, brooding over your lack of a career path."

Crowley didn't turn around. He poured the amber liquid into a crystal tumbler. "Fuck off, Gabriel. I’m a tenured professor. That’s a path. It’s just one that doesn't involve sucking the souls out of orphans for a bonus."

Gabriel stepped closer, invading Crowley’s personal space with the practiced ease of a predator. He leaned against the counter, flashing a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "Professor. Right. Teaching kids how to stare at rocks in space. Very noble. Very... low-rent."

"I said fuck off," Crowley snapped, his voice a low hiss. "I’m not in the mood for your brand of bullshit tonight. Go find a mirror to jerk off into."

Gabriel chuckled, a dry, grating sound. "Touchy. But then, you always were high-strung. I honestly don't know how Aziraphale puts up with it. The man is a saint, really. A bit of a dusty, outdated saint, but a saint nonetheless."

Crowley’s grip tightened on his glass. "Don't talk about my husband."

"Oh, come on. We all know the truth," Gabriel continued, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper that made Crowley’s blood boil. "He’s wasted on you. He’s got that little shop that makes no money, he dresses like a Victorian grandfather, and he spends his nights with a man who looks like he sleeps in a dumpster. It’s charitable, really. He’s always had a soft spot for lost causes and broken things."

Crowley turned slowly, his eyes flashing behind the dark lenses. "Shut your fucking mouth, Gabriel. I’m warning you."

Gabriel didn't back down. He took a sip of his sparkling water, looking over the rim of the glass at Aziraphale. "I saw him earlier, you know. Looking at the bookshelves. He looked so... pathetic. Like a man trying to find meaning in a world that’s passed him by. He’s a relic, Crowley. A soft, plump, useless little relic who’s tethered to a sinking ship like you."

The world went silent for a heartbeat. The music, the laughter, the clinking of glasses—it all vanished into a white-hot roar in Crowley’s ears.

Crowley drained the cognac in one gulp, slammed the glass onto the marble countertop with a sharp clack, and before Gabriel could even blink, Crowley’s fist connected with his jaw.

The sound was sickening—a meaty thud followed by the crack of bone. Gabriel’s head snapped back, his legs giving way as he tumbled backward into a display of hors d'oeuvres.

"Crowley!" someone screamed, but Crowley didn't hear them.

He was on top of Gabriel in a second. He wasn't a fighter by nature, but he was fueled by a decade of repressed rage and a protective instinct that bordered on the feral. He grabbed Gabriel by the collar of his pristine cashmere sweater and hauled him up just to punch him again.

"You piece of shit!" Crowley roared, his voice cracking. "You fucking arrogant, soulless, miserable bastard!"

He swung again, his knuckles splitting against Gabriel’s nose. Blood sprayed across the floor. Crowley didn't care. He wanted to break every perfect tooth in that smug mouth. He wanted to tear the condescension out of him.

"Crowley, stop! Anthony, please!"

The room was in chaos. Nina and a friend named Anathema were trying to pull Crowley back, but he was a wiry knot of pure adrenaline. He kicked out, catching Gabriel in the ribs as the man tried to scramble away.

"Get up!" Crowley screamed, his face contorted in a mask of fury. "Get the fuck up so I can hit you again, you fucking coward!"

Suddenly, a pair of soft, firm hands wrapped around his biceps. A familiar scent—old books, lavender, and cocoa—filled his senses, cutting through the red haze.

"Anthony! Anthony, look at me!"

Crowley froze. He looked down. Aziraphale was there, his face pale, his eyes wide with shock and concern. He wasn't looking at Gabriel with pity; he was looking at Crowley with a desperate need to bring him back from the edge.

"Let go of me, Angel," Crowley gasped, his chest heaving. "I’m going to kill him. I’m going to fucking end him."

"No, you aren't," Aziraphale said firmly, his voice trembling but steady. "You’re coming with me. Right now."

On the floor, Gabriel groaned, clutching his face. Blood was pouring from his nose, staining his hands and his shirt. Despite the pain, he looked up, a twisted, bloody smirk forming on his lips. He spat a glob of crimson onto the rug.

"Is that it?" Gabriel wheezed, his voice bubbling through the blood. "You hit like a girl, Crowley. Is that all the 'big bad astronomer' has got? You’re weak. Just like your husband."

Crowley lunged, a snarl ripping from his throat, but Aziraphale threw his entire weight against him, pinning his arms to his sides.

"Don't you dare," Aziraphale hissed, not at Crowley, but at Gabriel. The steel in the librarian’s voice was enough to make the rest of the room go dead silent. "Not another word, Gabriel. Not one."

Crowley was shaking, his hands vibrating with the urge to strike. He looked at Gabriel, who was still chuckling, wiping blood away with the back of a hand.

"Go fuck yourself, you miserable prick," Crowley spat, the words dripping with venom. "If I ever hear your voice again, I won't stop until there’s nothing left to bury. You’re a fucking stain on the earth."

Crowley wrenched himself out of Aziraphale’s grip, not to attack, but to get away. He turned on his heel, his boots clicking sharply on the hardwood. He didn't look back at the shocked faces of their friends or the wreckage of the appetizer table.

He marched straight to the front door, his hand throbbing with a dull, rhythmic ache. He stepped out into the cool night air, the silence of the countryside hitting him like a physical weight.

A moment later, the door creaked open and shut. He heard the soft patter of Aziraphale’s shoes on the gravel.

Crowley stood by the Bentley, his head bowed, his breath coming in jagged hitches. He stared at his right hand. The knuckles were shredded and purple, blood dripping steadily onto the white stones.

"Anthony," Aziraphale whispered, coming to a halt a few feet away.

"I’m not sorry," Crowley said, his voice raw. "I’m not fucking sorry, Aziraphale. He called you—he said you were—"

"I know what he said," Aziraphale interrupted softly. He stepped closer, reaching out to gingerly take Crowley’s injured hand in his own.

Crowley flinched but didn't pull away. He looked at his husband, his eyes finally visible as his sunglasses had been lost somewhere in the scuffle. His yellow-tinted eyes were wet with frustrated tears.

"He’s a bastard," Crowley choked out. "A top-tier, gold-plated, fucking cunt. I hate him. I’ve always hated him, but he doesn't get to talk about you. No one gets to talk about you like that."

Aziraphale sighed, a long, weary sound. He pulled a pristine silk handkerchief from his pocket and began to gently dab at the blood on Crowley’s hand.

"I know, my dear. I know."

"You’re not mad?" Crowley asked, his voice small.

Aziraphale looked up, his blue eyes fierce and bright. "I am furious, Anthony. But not at you. Never at you."

He finished wrapping the handkerchief around Crowley’s knuckles, tying it off with a neat knot. Then, he reached up and cupped Crowley’s face, his thumbs brushing over the sharp cheekbones.

"However," Aziraphale added, a tiny, mischievous glint appearing in his eyes, "I must admit, seeing him go flying into the shrimp cocktail was... remarkably satisfying."

Crowley let out a shaky, hysterical laugh. He leaned his forehead against Aziraphale’s. "I think I broke his nose."

"I think you did too," Aziraphale murmured. "Now, let’s get you home. I believe there’s a bottle of Talisker in the study and a very large bag of frozen peas for that hand."

Crowley nodded, the adrenaline finally beginning to ebb, leaving him exhausted and hollow. "Yeah. Home. Let’s get the fuck out of here."

As they climbed into the Bentley, Crowley looked back at the cottage one last time. He felt a twinge of guilt for ruining Nina’s party, but then he thought of Gabriel’s face hitting the floor, and the guilt vanished, replaced by a cold, hard sense of justice.

He started the engine, the roar of the V8 engine a comforting growl in the dark.

"Hey, Angel?"

"Yes, Crowley?"

"I really fucking hate that guy."

Aziraphale fastened his seatbelt and settled back into the leather seat. "I know, darling. I know. Drive."